To ensure the success of this release, Line Idle decided to undertake a magic ceremony on the Wrong Island.
But first he required some essential ingredients. Smearing himself in green woad he went hunting in the mystical forests on the westerly shores. For 23 days and nights he laid in wait for the one animal he knew was essential for the success this ritual – The fabled Last Unicorn. After patiently sitting in the undergrowth, with only mosses and lichens for sustenance, his quarry appeared and was caught in the trap; a mighty struggle ensued. Though he was tired, malnourished and the fight was not without injury to his person from the thundering kicks of the horned beast, the mighty Line Idle prevailed.
Tearing the horn from the Unicorn to use later to punch the centre hole in the vinyl, he then collected a pint of blood and mixed it with the vinyl that would be pressed into this very record. Rather than causing an impurity as many think, this magic ichor actually makes the tracks sound better than any 12” released since 1980. Unicorn blood was of course used in every 12” single previous to this time; the massive sales of disco records contributing directly to the sad and brutal decrease in population. Indeed it is little known that the original reason for the Disco Demolition Derby, before it was usurped by homophobic racists, was to raise awareness of the plight of the Unicorn So do not let the death of this fine creature be in vain.
Buy this 12” and treasure it for what it is: a record with Unicorn blood in it.